But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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