so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place