I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick