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  so are u like ashamed lol?

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  not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip

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• (845): View more from New York

  don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter

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• (914): View more from New York

  Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty

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• (631): View more from New York

  Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am the drunkest girl in the tree.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang

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  really making moves this morning i see

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...

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  Keep it.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place

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