dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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