You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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