did you get engaged???
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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