why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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