She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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