Just fell off a train. Bad.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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