is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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