My friends, they love my intelligence
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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