it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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