there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow