I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Your shirt... Was in my pants