question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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