I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
birth control should be required to get into college
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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