Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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