Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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