I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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