on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
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There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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