How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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