You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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