don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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