We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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