is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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