well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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