Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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