You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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