how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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