He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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