I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner