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We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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