I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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