i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
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You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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