so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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