The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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