we're blogging at a bar
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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