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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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