So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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