Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
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i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
try to milk me bitch
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