I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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