the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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