I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I lost the right to judge tonight
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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