it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.