This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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