I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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