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i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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