If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
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