I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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