dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
