Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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