ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
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Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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