I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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